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Get on the Players page

Your Player Profile

Tell us who you are and we’ll add you to the crew. Only your name is required — fill in as much or as little as you like. When you’re done, hit the button and send the result to Beardy. We’ll sort out your photo.

1

The basics

Pick your character and its alignment — we’ll grab the official token art.

2

In your words

A line of yours from a game we can put on your profile.

A short intro in your own voice. Leave a blank line between paragraphs.

3

Totally-real stats

Made-up trading-card stats — the funnier the better. Up to three. Leave blank to skip.

e.g.  Games since evil → 0  ·  Day-1 Slayer shots → 9  ·  Playing since → 2026  (real info works too!)
Stat label
Value
4

Your joke

Show off your best dad joke to put Beardy’s to shame. Optional.

5

Find you online

Drop links to any you want on your profile. All optional — we only show the ones you fill in.

6

Games you were in

Totally self-reported — list any games you were in that you’d like on your profile, one YouTube link per line. It’s all you; we won’t go hunting for them.

7

All set?

Pressing this copies your profile to the clipboard. Next you’ll paste it into a Discord message to Beardy — instructions appear right after.

Copied! One last step.

  1. Your profile is already copied to your clipboard.
  2. Send it to Beardy in a DM on Discord — or email it over.
  3. He’ll add you to the Players page and sort out your photo. Done!
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